If I won 3 wishlist games of my choice...

Gaben: Congrats Markbro, you win since I like your name and Purple is my favorite color of the day. Which 3 games do you want?

Me: Ok Gaben, I want 3 copies of Bad Rats

Gaben: Why, on this precious Earth of which I abode, would you want BAD RATS?! It's not even on SALE!!

Me: So I can give them away on Steamgifts.com, because I care about people just as much as you care about people having money for the summer ice cream truck.

Gaben: Steamgifts.com? Nobody wins ANYTHING at that place...and if the first thing they ever win is Bad Rats.... .... ......thats just pure evil.

Me: Your the one who created this menacingly brilliant game where people must spend money to get fake cards, which continuously make you more money from buying and selling on the marketplace. Then customers buy ridiculous amounts of these fake cards because they want a chance to win 3 games from their wishlist, where odds of winning are so slim that you'd have a better chance of surviving a helicopter crash while the whole time you were hanging onto a helicopter blade while its flying. Sir Gaben.... I learn from the best.

Gaben: I love you