Your turn.

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Checkmate.

1 decade ago
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:(

1 decade ago
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we have a grandmaster right here with a one move checkmate

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i think he must be Vishy or Carlsen with this kind of talent.

1 decade ago
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pawn to e4

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pawn to c6.

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pawn to d3

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why would you go d3 after e4 if he hasn't challanged the center? (just asking, maybe you're more into kia type of positions)

1 decade ago
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no reason why, i just move randomly throughout the game.
people on the sides always say the board looks messed up whenever i play and my opponents tend to get confused.

1 decade ago
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ah i see :) wanna play a game? http://lichess.org/uvj179ic - 5 0 (no need to register) random colors

1 decade ago
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loved to but can't right now. i'll be doing random stuff periodically for the next few hours with or without internet

1 decade ago
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then I call dibs on playing!

1 decade ago
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add me on steam whenever you feel like playing, i'll be available for a few quick games pretty much anytime im online :)

1 decade ago
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sure

1 decade ago
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I can do this if you want, I'm doing programming while playing

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Hole in one...

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Sadly there aren't chess games on steam, except for "Check vs Mate" which is not exactly pure chess..

1 decade ago
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Royal flush

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Yahtzee

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BINGO

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knocks your king over
I WIN!!~!

1 decade ago
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reminds me of the episode of futurama where bender's pieces attacks fry

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Knight to f8

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Richie: And this, this is also a bishop, you say.
Eddie:Yes.
Richie: And he bends sideways.
Eddie:Correct.
Richie: Well, there's no surprise there. Wonder what the Church is comingto these days. Right, let me get this sorted out. Now the bentvicar stands next to the queen. And the queen goes in every direction.
Eddie:That's right.
Richie: And they let children play this, you say? I mean, it's pretty strong stuff.

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Missle to A2

I sunk your battleship, right?

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I went Deep and Blue my wad.

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I offer you two sheep for two iron

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I'll do one better: I offer one sheep for two iron!

1 decade ago
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I have this red button so no matter what you will do I'll win. Also fun fact: least moves needed to do to win is 2.

1 decade ago
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But your opponent needs to be oblivious for that to work.

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Once the game of kings. Now the game of the old guys in the park.

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I prefer Strategema!

1 decade ago
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I prefer cheese...

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Viswanathan Anand 1 Chacmat

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Assmate

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BATTLE CHESS OWNED

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I got a 2 hour programming lab :3
anyone want to play with me while I kill my time?

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Thanks to the anonymous guy who played with me :D

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I just read an article about a hobby player who cheated in Crotaia and beat some GMs. There was a link to the FIDE ELO-list and I searched myself, because I played chess years ago. And then I saw, that I'm still listed with 1903 ELO. They even have listed the tournaments I played :D

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i definitely want to play with you when you get home :)

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gg :)

1 decade ago
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lichess match - it's a 5 0 time control with random colors (so even i don't know what our colors would be)

1 decade ago
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thank you very much for the game :)

just a few general tips though: always make sure that the pawn moves you make are useful,because those are the pieces on the board that cannot move backwars - ever. :P also, when in the beginning phase (in the "opening"), try and fight for the center of the board (the d4, d5, e4 e5 squares). try and develop your pieces (knights and bishops mainly) quickly,without moving them twice (because that loses "time"), and castle to put your king into a safety. if one follows these basic "rules" or guidelines, they're already much better players than the average people :)

also feel free to correct me if you think i'm wrong :)

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let's try to revive this thread, maybe some people would be interested in playing a game either here or on different sites :)

1 decade ago
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Closed 1 decade ago by cucumber.