800 going once! This one's a Hufflepuff.

801 going once. When there’s smoke, they pinch back.

820 going once. Notice me senpai!

830 going once! Well, congratulations, you got yourself a bid! Now what’s the next step of your master plan?

850 going once. Oh baby, it’s triple!

2500 going once! The name is Bid, James Bid.

gg >_>

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Sorry goplayer7, but you can't bid that much! You only have 2030 credits left!

Sorry SaturnArc, but you must bid 14 or more!

14 going once! Is that a big bid, or are you glad to see me?

Sorry goplayer7, didn't hear you, what did you say?

32 going once. I don’t know who you are, but I will find you and make you bid more.

Sorry zzzzzzj, didn't hear you, what did you say?

33 going once... told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed~

38 going once. You proceed upstairs to the junk pile, I will take my rusty metal skullgun.

40 going once! Well, congratulations, you got yourself a bid! Now what’s the next step of your master plan?

77 going once! I used to be a bidder like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Sorry qwe1337, didn't hear you, what did you say?

80 going once. Just a couple more bids desu.

99 going once. SG user, I hope you’re prepared for mouthwatering steamed gibs!

100 going once! Such a lust for MGR: Revengeance!