Confused?

As we all know, Valentine's Day is coming and because not everyone is a smoking hot sexy bear like me, i've made this. Yes, this is for you. So this will be a guide for those who want company or even something more on Valentine's Day. This guide is open to anyone, so yeah enjoy! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Previous 2015 Valentine's Summoning Thread Here


Who to summon What to do
PsychoClown Put a lot of make up in your face.
SexyJesus Your body must be bread and your blood must be wine. Pretty easy, uh?
Cjcomplex Wait.. 2 Jesus?
Midnightshooter Make your own wolf pack, he will try to join.
TempeteJoachim Do you call yourself a street DJ too?
AdamZombie Once again, be a zombie if you can handle it.
SquireZed You know the Dead Sea? Be more salty than that.
Partypooperwastaken He likes party and poop, pretty obvious.
Leonidas56 Say something bad about Undertale.
Olfox1 Lick your kitchen furniture.
JustArchi Code a bot better than Archi. Destroy mankind.
TreeB Just have the bandana number 1. Reference.
Jbondguy You know what an ice cube is? Melt it with your hand.
Yeliena Show that booty. (Must have a nice booty)
Larren101 Stalk her. She'll eventually turn the other cheek.
Faboitas Buy a whole lotta candy.
Khazadson Grow a beard! Yes, even if you are female.
CommissarStrayed You know heresy? JUST DO IT!
SexyBudgie Only a sexy budgie can attract another sexy budgie.
IgotElbows Sacrifice your elbows in the name of Hideo Kojima.
Gabzilla 360 noscope him in CSGO.
TheZooZ Build your own soap fight club.
PraiseRhllor Praise the sun?
SleepyCat Snooze all the time!
Zombiehug You like necro hugs?
Venhiem Are you a purple lady?
Steffke Be Prince Stan!
Elunes Are you B&W in real life?
Rinarin Be cool! :B1:
lforlazy This one is hard. Stay lazy. 24/7.
Luxy Do you like sandwiches?
MuIIins Are you a Gif Source Simulator? Also hating puzzles is a plus!
DeltaBladeX Make a triple sacrifice: Fortix + Fortix 2 + Bad Rats.
Ev Just take a bunch of selfies!
Akash Say its username correctly 3 times in a row.
Kaesestange Belly rubs still work!
Ceebers Destroy your laptop.
Khalaq Scan his QR code.
Ulvercarvalho Be a hypnotic cat!
Fyan Can only be summoned by someone dyslexic.
Xarabas This one is the easiest, just be a god.
Misskpavd Are you fabulous?
MuahahahaMeow Meow seductively.
Rachellove Create a thread called 'Date with Rachel Bundle'!
YunieRozier ▽ Be that guy.
Winthorp △ Be that girl.
Zomby2D If you have 2 dimensions, you are good to go!
Max Thunder Get yourself lightning struck. ???. Profit.
Aeternitas Err, he likes tentacles, so try being an octopus
Marinesloth Water: it's his natural habitat, so be wet.
RedFrix Do you have hats? Exactly.
HiroHiro Be a female feline.
Tumalu Comb your fur and be magnificent like him!
Murk You must like hugging. Like a lot.
MaiteVaati Write '!duel' in latin.
Student123 Buy Barbie Dreamhouse Party and be addicted to it, he will come to play with you!
Zelghadis I hear he likes bears. Mecha bears.
Oddllama You can't ;_;

Disclaimer: I can't be summoned ʕ ͡° ͜ᴥ ͡° ʔ


Disclaimer: If you want a relationship this might not be the right guide for you, this is only for a day/night stand on Valentine's Day. Relationships may evolve from this but I also will not be responsible by what happens after you tried to summon someone.

I will add more to the list thorough time!

Also don't just use my services, leave a bump ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ


If you don't want to be included, do tell me and if I made a typo, please let me know.

8 years ago*

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Wut.
Bear plz.

8 years ago
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Feel the love!

8 years ago
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what?

8 years ago
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I'm pretty sure I can summon you :3
:tobdog:

8 years ago
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It worked.

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

8 years ago
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you never got it did you?

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

8 years ago
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BUT I GOT A FOIL!

Not Rekt ☐ Rekt ☑

8 years ago
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<3 Awwww, I like what you've written about YunieRozier and Winthorp. ;)

8 years ago
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To summon TheLuckyShamrock recite the periodic table ;)

8 years ago
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So beautiful lovesongs. <3 They are lovesongs, right? Right? :B I always answer in the name of science. :')

8 years ago
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Hmm, not on list, maybe that is a good sign... ;D

8 years ago
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Stop hating Ekaros and he will come around to try to get you to hate him.

8 years ago
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I hope you haven't stopped hating?

8 years ago
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Oh, no. Not at all. I still hate the fact I won Inside the Gear from you. In fact, I realize I haven't contributed much hate lately so I will do my best to rectify that this week!

8 years ago
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I see what you did there :p

8 years ago
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This also works

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8 years ago
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It was an accident
pls no purge

8 years ago
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I got a rhino as a transport for my 40k army. The emperor said it was fine.

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8 years ago
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Seems legit.

8 years ago
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He said I could have land raiders and terminators also, but I haven't finished painting those yet.

8 years ago
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Orky-raidahs and Termyorkz? Just spitballing names here, haven't quite worked 'em out yet.

8 years ago
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The land raider is magnetised so I field it as different things with different loadouts, but it'll mostly be a mekboy junka by the forge world rules. Because that means I can legally field it as with three kustom mega-blasters and a turret mounted shokk attack gun. I'll be fielding the terminatorkz as non-standard mega-armor nobz (but in my head they will be terminatorkz).

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Man I never played with such elaborate models, kudos to you sir. Forgeworld stuff is so chunky and powerful-looking, I love it, but never shelled out the extra creds. Are these "kustom-built" by you? I dig the look.

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The rhino transport is made from an old rhino from when I first started playing. The land raider is made from one I bought off ebay for my Thousand Sons army that was in much worse condition than I expected (I guess that was why it was £5). They both include left over bits from other kits, including the roof of my forge world supa kannon battlewagon and parts from ramshackle games post apocalyptic vehicles that I got for conversions. Plus plasticard, household junk, lots of green stuff, etc...

The 'terminatorkz' used mostly parts from kromlech who do some really nice third party resin stuff for customising WH40k minis - I'm also making a squad of awesome cybork nob bikerz with some more of their stuff. And I'm now using 'nail art beads' to make cheap rivets in my plasticard, which I'm calling a big win!

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8 years ago
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So orky
Much dakka
wow

Seriously though, nice modifications:) What is the purple bead stack going to be?

8 years ago
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I'll make a decision when I'm high on superglue fumes - that is when I feel most creative.

8 years ago
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8 years ago
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Shut up, houdini!

8 years ago
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Bear don't make me come down there!

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8 years ago
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I'll calm you down with one of luxy's sandwiches!

8 years ago
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Damn her and her infernal sandwiches!

8 years ago
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I bet she puts meth in them so we become addicted!

8 years ago
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Probably.

8 years ago
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Darn it bear, you are making me miss ColbyTheDog...

8 years ago
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hes dead ):

8 years ago
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I will seduce you with my art

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8 years ago
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Glorious!

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8 years ago
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If you want to summon rachellove just create a thread with bundle in the name :P

8 years ago
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Good one, ill add that!

8 years ago
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Lmfao. Yes any heart or "bundle" will draw my attention ❤️❤️

8 years ago
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Does this mean i will finally be able to meet all the hot singles in my area?

8 years ago
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Yes, because even they rekt you on cs.

8 years ago
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Do you mean in "anonymous proxy" ( ͡° ͜ᴥ ͡° ) ?

8 years ago
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Interesting...

8 years ago
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ʕ ͡° ͜ᴥ ͡°ʔ

that feeling when Bear's right ear has a chance to be a question in tomorrow's Phonetics exam.

8 years ago
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I laughed way more than i should, edited!

8 years ago
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+1 xD

8 years ago
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I've reviewed this guide and it's 100% correct.

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8 years ago
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Get back in the closet!

8 years ago
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Just so were clear, i go by prison rules.
also i want to know who Akashah is, but his link redirects me to Steamgifts main page

8 years ago
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Done!

If you go by prison rules talk to ZooZ, he is a soap huehue

8 years ago
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I cannot resist...Prison+Akashash=

Ulver Carvalho and the Prisoner of Akashah!

8 years ago
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If that was a movie, what genre do you think it would be?

8 years ago
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It's a spoof on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, so YA Contemporary Fantasy?:)

8 years ago
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either that or a 70´s porn movie

8 years ago
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Can't it be both?No, no it can't.

8 years ago
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Maybe it can Contemporary Sexual Fantasy with me as imprisoned sex slave

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8 years ago
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this feels..... wrong? sick? icky?

i can already see little SG girls and boys performing Valentine summonings according to these guidelines...

8 years ago
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I'll get you a special summoning just for you!

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8 years ago
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noooooo not the forbidden one! what will the wife think!?

8 years ago
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The decision to enter the shadow realm was yours!

8 years ago
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I don't really dare to take part of summonings. I would mess up with the whole thing and then get a date with some eldritch creature from the Dreamlands!

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8 years ago
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Damn numericons

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I can summon Yeliena,elunes (i am white as fuck and i am wearing all black right now), MuahahahaMeow (tho i wont since my masculinity would be damaged), and luxy(today i ate 2 sandwiches and plan on eating another one tonight), and strayed, i am heretic as fuck.

8 years ago
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Looks like someone is acting like a playboy!

8 years ago
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You should get to know my ass before saying that i am "acting" like a playboy ;)

8 years ago
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Bear's reaction:

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HAHAHHA FEEL MY WRATH LITTLE MAN! ^-^

8 years ago
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What are you going to do? Meow?

8 years ago
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This is me

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8 years ago
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No it's not, this is!

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8 years ago
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THIS IS

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8 years ago
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Bitch please!

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8 years ago
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THAT IS NOT ME! I HATE PINK!

8 years ago
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Totally is.

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8 years ago
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WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE

8 years ago
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See what i meant when i said that my masculinity would be damaged?

8 years ago
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You know you want me though ;)

8 years ago
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Sexy!

8 years ago
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Thanks bae ;) <3

8 years ago
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Took me a while to be notified but now I'm here. What's up?

:P

8 years ago
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Acording to bear you will be my valentine

8 years ago
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8 years ago
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Khazadson Grow a beard! Yes, even if you are female.

My secret is out!

8 years ago
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Summoning you apparently isn't easy, it's without any choice.
As of late, instead of asking me to grow a beard, i've been hearing a few comments such as When are you gonna shave?
Makes me wonder and reply stuff like Why? O.o Are you trying to tell me something? As in... i look like a hobo or something?

They laugh... i don't. -.-''

8 years ago
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You should tell them if they don't stop asking questions your beard will become angry...and they won't like it when it's angry.

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8 years ago
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Oh, i tell them something similar, all right.

8 years ago
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Wait are you a dwarf?

8 years ago
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I am not at liberty to divulge that information.

8 years ago
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Also the one i find most dificult to summon is Khaz, i cant for the love of god grow an actual beard, i look like shaggy from scooby doo

8 years ago
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Ah, the famous "Scoobeard" Beard Growth Disorder (SB-BGD).
A sad, incurable disease indeed...

8 years ago
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He must commit sudoku.

8 years ago
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like this?

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8 years ago
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You know your shit

8 years ago
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Fuck yeah I do! Fucking love Sudoku.

8 years ago
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We know, meow, you multi task at making intercourse

8 years ago
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And is that so wrong!? I like having a challenge for once

8 years ago
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I can't believe I found something relevant:
I totally would ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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lolol oh my god XD <33333

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8 years ago
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Sudoku is seriously like 10x better than sex

8 years ago
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Oh my sweet summer child, you have much to learn.

8 years ago
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Hahah xD I know :p

8 years ago
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I hate sudoku, should i hate sex10 times more?

8 years ago
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Yes

8 years ago
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I prefer other cheeks ;D

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8 years ago
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I approve! ʕ╭ರᴥ•́ʔ

8 years ago
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Can't...stop...watching.

8 years ago
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8 years ago
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But how to summon muiiins? D:

8 years ago
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Dispose all your gifs here at once!

8 years ago
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Wait I see now what you did here!

inb4 waiting for her

8 years ago
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I already did it too often, it doesn't work anymore T.T

8 years ago*
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Actually, one can summon Student123 simply by mentioning how much of an addict he is.

8 years ago
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Someone can confirm this?

8 years ago
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I would, but he's taking a break from Steamgifts, so unfortunately he cannot be summoned. :(

8 years ago
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You sure? :p

Challenge accepted!

8 years ago
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Laughed.

8 years ago
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Please spare my life in the Apocalypse.

8 years ago
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I'd say that you'll die last, but that spot is already reserved to Asim, so you'll die before him.

8 years ago
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What if Asim dies like.. in an accident?

8 years ago
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W-wait? W-what about me, faithful servant of ArchiBoT?

8 years ago
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Spot 3 is still free!

8 years ago
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Ceebers - Destroy your laptop.

IT WORKED xD

8 years ago
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NOT NOW, it's still too soon ;_;

Rebuild the laptop xD

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Closed 8 years ago by JoaoWho.