Dishonored, Y U DO DIS TO ME!? [HALP MEH]

Previously...on first world gamer problems:

SP202: No, Bethesda, you can't be serious...the DLC hasn't been on sale for months! How you tempt me so with the GOTY edition, yet, it would be but a waste as I already own the base game and some of the DLCs. Why do you not put the DLC on sale at equally competitive prices as the base game itself?

Bethesda: Ahahaha, our cruelty knows no bounds, SP202. Our marketing experts have told us of a most effective strategy which will ensure that early adopters of Dishonored will lose money to our evil corporate DLC discount policies! Never again will you see the DLC at a discount lower than 50% off. NEVER!!!

SP202: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Screen cuts dramatically to black as SP202 falls helpless to his knees, wallet empty by his side as Bethesda looms overhead ominously

Days pass, and our hero SP202 eventually gains possession of the elusive Brigmore Witches DLC at a price that would make a peasant squeal with envy. But alas, tragedy has struck, what is this? Blurry textures!?!? But surely Dishonored is renowned for its high resolution goodness, and state of the art graphical prowess? Perhaps not. But such blurriness as this cannot be entirely normal. Our hero SP202 resorts to a group of wizened old wizards in a distant and faraway land known by the locals as SG. Here it is, that our hero's last hope lies in solving the mystery...of the blurry textures...