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abide to (easy) rules and be The most Off Topic you can. please!

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aren't respectful. at all.
are so, so Web Two Point O.
are NOT the fourth choice of this poll
are useless, 'cause O f f T o p i c is THE THING ( <--- click here!1! )

fo gibbs:

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I can't be the only one who is suddenly beset by feelings of ennui at the most randomest times, right?

This should be off topic enough.

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I'm wearing (partially) orange socks

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I have a pair too, but i do not currently wear them

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In jail they called me mitochondria

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the luck

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Weather-wise this has to be one of the weirdest winters I've experienced so far

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Yea... but climate change isn't real! It is something the corps, politicians, scientists, journalists and activists are all teaming up to fool informed and critical super smart citizens like me!! 🤓

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Would it not be most off topic to be on topic that is off topic on the off topic thread?

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I agree. :)

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Subscription for me@gmail.com confirmed.

dunno how many years it took me subscribing by email to xkcd, now it's done. thhhhhank you 🥴.

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Wait, it wasn't working before? Well then, you're welcome. :D

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:o (giveaway ended)

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🌀 🐽 🌀

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Eating bananas attracts mosquitoes according to a paper I read recently. So avoid bananas if mosquitoes are nearby.

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Fuck potassium

Edit: don't do that. But it's potassium the reason, that 'squitoes bite ya

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Fuck potassium

But she's just 19 and she's on her period!

And while I do like metal, she's also an alkaliholic and a basic bitch.

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I think today is a good day to go to the forest and pick some mushrooms.

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Unbeknownst to most individuals, I do not like bacon as much as I say I do.

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so thats why you eat it unbaked, you monster?!

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Potato is ziemniak, pyra, kartofel, grula and bùlwa. No topic with poll is on topic if there is no effing potato in it

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Somebody has to do this:

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<3

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humans are the only animals with chins

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How is a gif of a chilla is relevant to this?

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That's not a fox!

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I have nothing but respect for countertrolling to my trolling attempt with a language thing that is new for me.

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Just one example.

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not a chin, just a lower jawbone
do not click if you hate anatomy (or love dogs to an unhealthy extend): picture of a pug skull

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Agreed. Pugs are a crime against canines everywhere and we should be ashamed. But I didn't want to post a photo of a Great Dane's chin acne, either, though I probably have one.

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i wouldn't mind if you were to post a photo of a great dane's lower jawbone acne

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🤯 Thanks TIL

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Fun Fact. for every snake on the planet, there is one snake penis

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disagree. female snakes do not have penises, only male snakes have hemipenes.(the term for snake penises)
also, male snakes actually have two hemipenes, not just one.
your fact is kinda factual if there is the exact same number of male and female snakes at all times

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No he's actually right, they're just not attached to the snake. I have the rest of them in a box.

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Bober Kurwa

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Whoever decided to name a jet ski "a jet ski" instead of a boatercycle fucking sucks.

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Where are its cycles though?

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"Where are its cycles though?" That's insignificant, it's obviously a motorcycle but in boat form. Boatercycle

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Arguable, since the motorcycle got its name for the cycles as much as the motor. It's still funny though. ^^

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Non-Arguable, your statement is invalid. BOATERCYCLE

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How about Scratchy McBoatface? :P

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You get a whitelist for that one 💙

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+1!!

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Right here.

(Electric version)

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So every motor and everything that has a motor is a motorcycle? That seems a little nondescript.

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Nope, every thing that has a motor has motor cycles. So that's the answer to the question. There are its cycles.

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But would you name everything that has a motor a somethingcycle because of that?

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That's a different question.

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😁

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🙀

do not click
• spotted sum AI in URL !1! •

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amen to that.

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Veterinarian as a word sucks

Why not dogtor

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Caterinarian.

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have you eva noticed that Caterinarians always dress in canary? ...but why??

i have so many questions.

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I only know one caterinarian. Her name is Caterina Rian.

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I will go to my grave believing this is true. Thank you for this.

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It can't be healthy, the amount of respect you're getting right now.

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I have a good Waxerinarian. She's from Brazil.

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Perfect response, whitelist 💙

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Damn how much have I missed lmao I been at work 😂

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More people have been to Paris than I have.

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meaning.... today?? :P

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Also in Paris.

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So you're a wannabe slaver?

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Daamn, going for the psychological damage build.

Respect.

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The Olympics start today. I may see it.

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Taking commissions

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That's a top pic, but something's off...

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a war, actually

LOL

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I am just a rat in a cage

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Despite all your rage?

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Cat in a Rage

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Sometimes i just want to eat potatoes.

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"This completely random, off-topic comment was brought to you by the chaotic mind of an AI. Please enjoy responsibly."

- Bard

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