cunt craving for ooh's.

Cuntos cereal for a balanced breakfast.

cunt craving is a great name

hear hear

Heh perfect impression. Maybe a little light on the whining because you also need to repeat the post every 2-3 hours and to beg others to tell you how they did it... but subtle :D
Also, friend, maybe no more coffee for you :P

my thoughts after trying to solve the puzzle for 2 hours without success

Just give up! Admit to yourself that you will never win anything again... Liberate yourself and only join the easy stuff!

Uh, potato?

Nice one! I would also add, begging a little more for the most recent AAA games.

"cunt craving" he, he

Pure poetry.

He's becoming Heisenberg

You dont understand!!
I need the latest AAA game for my survival!
Forget food on the table
I want GTA 6 on my PC!! Now!!
Gimme!!!!😡

Bump for solved!

I need it to live!

cunt craving for ooh's

I feel enlightened by your wisdom!

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I'm with icaio you shouldn't need Alan Turing and Bletchley Park to decrypt a puzzle and I hate it when the game's title isn't disclosed. But to each their own.

This is a curious mixture of exaggerated parody and slightly bitter but completely legitimate criticism of certain behaviors observed in this forum that was packaged into a humorous bit. It does both, it does them well, and simultaneously. Quite the achievement... or I'm overthinking it.

BTW, it would be hilarious if this was an elaborate and incredibly obtuse puzzle in itself. Some sort of meta joke on crack.

On the other hand there's reasons for people turning from public to invite-only giveaways. I guess the idea is to give to users who care.

For those that are curious, as I was, here are icaio's stats:

Giveaways Entered: 29,157
Gifts Won: 232 ($2,020.72)
Gifts Sent: 31,771 ($149,461.18)
Ratio: 136.94 (73.96)

Or, in simple terms.
fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

yes!

nice