What do you do in the darkest timeline?

I make Fortix giveaways but send Bad Rats instead.

Someone is watching Community, i see

My evil version of the darkest timeline does what every evil mastermind must do: breed plans to destroy the human race.

I have a happy, enjoyable life.

So, you want a story? Here goes:

When they finally caught him, they didn't even ask what his whole plan was.
They didn't want to know.

Fortix is bundled and SG dies. So I cry and pray for Fortix 3 to revive SG.

i'm going to build a bunker in a private forest and create a little laboratory in it that i will use to make chemicals including drugs and explosives. so i am the new heisenberg evil laugh and my stupid friend will be jesse

eh that's scary

Darkness.

Hmm.. Maybe he abducts people, holds their heads in a jar and uses their brains to develop a parasite that makes you lose your identity and turns the whole human race into humble slaves. Then invades the rest of the galaxy.. =)

Since I have a beard in the good timeline, I'd be clean-shaven in the darkest timeline. My evil plan would be to actually play my Steam games (and to dominate everyone in them), instead of collecting a major backlog.

Nice try to steal my book and merchandise ideas... Muhahahahahahahaha

My alternate version buys several brand new copies of EA games right when they are released and then sells them for very low price or gives away just to support Electronic Arts.

I dont want to talk about it. ._.'

I'd develop a software company, make the next big OS and wait untill everyone uses it.. I'd be a bit simmilar to Handsome Jack during that time, frendly maybe a bit misterious:D

and THEN I'd upload a massive 'update' to let the whole OS break down, this should be the easiest way to cause mass caos...

with no possibility of global communication, there would raise new conflicts and i wouldn't even have to do anything:D

so my evil masterplan would be to trow earth back to medieval with a piece of software(:

My alternate version calls PETA protesters to secret kitten stomping recordings just to film the look on their faces :D also I run up to random people in the street and yell the endings/spoilers of various new movies and tv shows to crush their souls!

I don't have to roll the dice, I'm already as dark inside as you can imagine.

I'm handsome and successful in life.

I'm a God.

The darkest timeline would be one in which I had managed to gain nuclear weapons.

I'd use those weapons as blackmail and subvert the world to my will.

This would force world peace amongst the nations I had subverted and I might even end war entirely.

But before I died... I'd pull the trigger on every nation. No reason for me to care about the world after I leave it.

An Evil Evil Moo? Hmm. The best way to cause suffering is without anyone noticing. A little confusion here, a little annoyance there, nothing too big. But through each of the small acts of negativity, a ripple through society spreads inexorably through social channels, growing in intensity. Let the world destroy itself while simply adding my own catalyst of chaos to the mix to kick start the chain reactions. Why expend all the energy it would take to get to a position of power when I can just plant the seeds and let them grow, tended by the doubt and fear of others who are in power.

...just the classic one, Standing inside a laboratory in a dark old mansion, and laugh maniacally why shout "IT ALIVE" while outsdie was stormy and thuner

I'm not a SG member.

In the dark timeline, I would try to cross to this timeline to stop all the giveaways and shut down S.Gifts, saw off CG's arm (since he is the Jeff of this site)...oh and have a beard and Dreamatorium.

Hope Season 5 of Community turns out to be good, S04 was disappointing enough.