So I just closed my finger in the window and it hurts like hell, my nail is gonna pop off for sure. I didn't even yell or scream I just growled really weirdly.I put a bandaid on it but it's still throbbing like HELL feel free to laugh at me below.... (sorry no new giveaway click the demo to see my open ones)

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I wanted to laugh, but now I'm just feeling sorry for you... Damn, I'm such a goody two-shoes.

protip: grab some ice and some beer. Pain gone in no time :)

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+1

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good idea I dinn't think of ice. Waaaaay ahead of ya on the booze tho.

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go to train station and get heroin, cops sure gonna understand if you explain why you bought that

t. - prof. expert

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Don't worry, I'll do it for you.

Ahem

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Watch yo fingers, boy! I once broke my pinky and 3 surgeries later I still can't move that fucking thing. Only good thing about it: I always drink my coffee like a sir.

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lol classy

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:D

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snickers

I still feel sorry, though. :(

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You'll never be able to play the violin again :(

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I actually used to play the violin =p

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Cheer up: you don't need hands to play the kazoo.

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lolol that was awesome.

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before you jammed your finger?

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years before I jammed my finger.

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imagine to close the window on your **** :D
P.S:hope you didn't get me wrong xD

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Pics or it didn't happen

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k i'll get the banana.

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just keep it in a bowl of ice water...should help the throbbing, i did that in a door when i was a small child. ;)

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I tried popping off a nail when I was like 8 or so. Can't say I only growled a little. I feel for you. Put that thing in something cold.

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I got it in a bowl of ice-water helping alot

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Good move! Not only will that numb the pain, but it'll keep the swelling down as well.
By the way... ouch!

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ouch! does it bleed? if not remove the bandage and leave it free D: (I hate bandages)

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yeah it bleeds I have the bandage off for now got a bowl of ice-water that's helping a lot.

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good, it will hurt for a few days, accident happens :3

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I did that in a car door once, chipped the bone, hurt like hell. Here's 2 things that will happen: blood will accumulate under the nail, the nail will split at the impact point and the top will come off but don't worry, it will grow back.

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It's happened before when I was little was in a diner and it flew off can't remember what caused the injury that made it pop tho.

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One of the worst pains ever.

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Does it look exactly normal? Mine became slight different, when you look closely under a light you can that the texture of a nail looks like striations, after mine grew back the top and bottom parts got slightly different striations.

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How long has it been?

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same here my nail from the first time went back to normal maybe it depends on age.

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Dont u just love the pleasure /pain when u hit ur little pinky toe to some random object.

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Yeah and the following random f-bomb =p

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A small drop of acid fell on my toe six hours ago while cleaning sinks.
still flaming like hell.
we are pretty sadistic?(pick abetter word) though. reading some random dude hurt himself did alleviate some pain.
hope reading the acid bit does same for you :P

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It does a lil thanks =p

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Think that hurts? I broke my thumb the other day, now I get to limp around for a month until it recovers!

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Ouch plus a month recovery damn that sucks.

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IKR, at least I get paid leave off work to play more games :)

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Hold it under cold water =( You are not an idiot, and please never hurt yourself again!

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Why would anyone laugh? Shit happens not only to you.
I have recently stabbed my hand with a knife, about 1,5cm deep just between my thumb and forefinger...

Just edited in case: it was not on purpose! :P

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People laugh cuz of sha sha shadenfroida? no idea but I even laughed at myself after I stopped growling, stabbing your hand sounds way worse tho =p

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well I didn't even go to doctor, be a man, handle the pain! :P

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Shit happens... Happened to me a few times in my life. Not pleasant.

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use something with ice... like vodka or whiskey

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