[H] Rhode Island [W] four X-boxes

I'll give you my love for Rhode

Deleting your mistakes makes you go nowhere people!

Nnngh, I feel so close and yet so far.

EDIT: And now I am so close I'm in it.

ヤッターマンありがとう。

No one wants to take me up on this offer?

I can write an "X" on 4 Boxes, will that do?

;)

HAVE USA

WANT ENGLAND

WILL THROW IN CANADA AS SWEETS.

PM me to deal!

Have Universe. Want respect of minions!

PM me to trade!

I can offer 11 bucks worth of glass pearls and a my little pony fleshlight.

[H] Pluto and Jupiter. [W] A flashlight

PM me for any details. Would appreciate it in original packaging, but the flashlight itself is just fine. I already have batteries, so its all good. I'll throw in Neptune if the deal's too steep for ya. Mail services are too fucking expensive nowadays, so please send through interplanetary teleportation instead. Oh, and please hurry (its really dark in here). NO REFUNDS

Note: DO NOT feed the miners on Pluto once received. Their bodies have been mutated to digest ONLY rocks. Feeding them anything else results in...well just don't feed them anything besides rocks. You'll thank me later.