Just wanted to share this to the english-speaking audience here. A friend of mine always buys this for his home, and I always have to giggle about it. ^^

https://www.dursty.de/sortiment/eigenmarken/ass/

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Hier in NRW gibt's den überall. ^^

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That's a nice one KillingArts! :3

But I'm going to stay with Tönissteiner sprüdel. ;-)

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Ever wanted to drink bottled ass water? Now you can!

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Dursty ASS?

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That's some impressive tensile strength for toilet paper

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LOL

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"The soft drink for your rectal thirst quenching ... also replaces your next enteroscopy ..." :D

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i know you can eat ass but i never knew you could drink it...

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dat ass

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now i need to find it :D

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Dursty..schade gibts bei uns im Norden nich...

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Questionable stuff huh ....

Explain that .

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It's sugar that you can get for free.

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lolwut?! xD

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It's sugar that has no extra sugar added ?

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Schrödinger's Sugar (tm)

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:DD

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You open the bag and it's actually empty.

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Just like chips pack?

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Just Google ''diet water'' and count how many brands of it exist.

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I forgot how cheesy sounding some of the cheapo brand stuff could get since I left Europe :D

So they made a deliberate play on words by presumably anglicising "Durstig" (Thirsty) to "Dursty" and then thought it would be a good idea to use "Ass" for their own branded stuff. Brilliant.

Their other names are also pretty cool. And by cool, I mean terrible. "Rothaar" sounds so refreshing because I love to imagine my beverages are teeming with human hair follicles and strands and stuff. Nice.

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Drink "Rothaar" for the Nords!

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And here I thought the thread was about Dihydrogen Monoxide, that's some dangerous stuff.

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Well it's "ace" translated, in reverse did you ever thing about the word 'after'? ;-)

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I'd be more concerned with calling someone "awful". I'm guessing someone heard the word "offal" and spelled it the "American" way *rolls eyes*.

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Your friend buys bottled water for his home? Does your friend not realize that he can get water from the tap?

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+1 I always drink tap water but with the recent news of a village's tap water being contaminated with the legion disease, I've been kinda scared to drink more but not entirely.

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we generally don't drink from the tap here (even though the water quality is quite good).

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It's very common in Germany.

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What a sweet name, way better than piss water from the GTA universe.

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I found their virtual competitor in Gass Guzzlers Extreme:

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10/10 would "ass to mouth" with this.

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Get some ASS Limonade

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