When was the last time you touched your naughty bits ?

Are the naughty bits the ones that end up in the bit bucket?

I've got naughty bytes. But, who are these people, and how do you know what they want?

I don't have any naughty bits, I don't have dead bits either vnv

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Touching them right now.

Mommy, what's a naughty bit?

i can let you touch my naughty bits senpai :$

I'm a single guy. Clearly I do it daily.

They're in my garage.
Just sitting there. Waiting.

i have gigabytes of naughty o.0

All of my bits are naughty. And nasty.

im 12 and wat is dis

Stand out of the way, messenger!

wtf is this

i'm scared

1 minute and 23 seconds ago

Now. No, wait, now.

I never let go of them. Someone might steal them, they're priceless.

I never stop, baby.

Never did, hope never will.

About an hour ago, best 30 seconds of my life.

The past tense is unnecessary when it comes to touching of this kind.

Fap fap fap... What???

yesterday, twice

let me see... right now is 7:24 PM... so like... 18 hours? maybe...

I dunno- when was the last time I took a piss? (Gotta aim after all. No-arming it just doesn't wanna work properly.)