link to download java?

Doesn't matter where you download it's still bad, but did you try google? The first result.

http://java.com

totallylegitjava.scam

plus you can win $1000000

or try google

I would recommend you to use OpenJDK if you are using Linux. Not sure if exist on Windows

It's the first answer on Google...
You could check the URL, most browsers tell you if it's a secured connection...
If really you have a doubt and you go check on Wikipedia, the link to the official website is there...

And General is not made for this kind of topic, it's off topic since it isn't related to SG or gaming in general.

Is this joke?

www.java.com

hard puzzle

It's such a shame you can't find java... but you did manage to find this site...

bump for solved

apt-get install openjdk-8-jre

try google: download JAV