Admins Needed! Update!

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There was a problem with the survey, so please try again if you already filled out the survey. I demoted all previous admins, so I'm looking for active members who can be admins for Hardcore Rage steam group and be in chat most of the time. Need members who I can trust. If you're a member of this group, remember to be in chat and be active.

Start by fill out this quick survey and I'll post the members who I chose to be admin tomorrow. Good luck!

-HardcoreWoody

11 years ago*

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JoeyBeanz

You couldn't post the survey in your steam group's chat?

11 years ago

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HardcoreWoody

I did, then I had to update it, so I deleted it. I'll have to do it tomorrow since its too late.

11 years ago

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chairmankao

Look, I'm not going to fill out your stupid survey. After all, why should my application we considered with the rest of the rank and file? I am an Elite. Those other applicants? Peons. Why on Earth would you want the uneducated masses to have a hand in leadership decisions? You don't.

WHAT YOU GET OUT OF IT

If elected, I will support your leadership with an iron fist. You can continue lying by the pool, sipping margaritas, jacking off to gay porn with a dildo shoved up your asshole ... whatever it is that you do in your free time. In the meantime, I will exact swift and stunning retribution on rule-breakers. I will hear their grievances. I will make swift judgment in your stead. WE WILL RULE.

We will erase the laggards and idiots from our membership. Their galactic bootings will be preceded by disproportionate admonishment and ridicule, mostly conducted by me, though you're welcome to get in on it when the mood suits you. Through our firm and unbending rule, we will make those fuckers sorry they ever heard of Hard ... Hard Core ... whatever our group name is.

WHAT I GET OUT OF IT

Let's be real. I ain't doing this shit for free. But you don't have to worry about my salary. I'm okay with intangible benefits. It's the gold star I'm after. It would make be unbelievably desirable. Imagine combining the gold star with the mystical power of the Three Wolves shirt I bought on Amazon and wear everyday ... the bitches would be coming out in droves to beg me to sleep with them. They probably wouldn't even stop to ask before jumping my bones. I'm not sure I'd be able to even move with women piled ten high to the sky on top of my prone, gyrating body (near naked except for my Three Wolves shirt).

But I assure you, these soon-to-be-legendary orgies would not detract from my ability to unflinchingly issue pain to unruly group members. I can multi-task.

CONCLUSION

You need me. It's a win-win. Let's make this happen, Woodward ... or whatever your name is.

11 years ago

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Zennn

i like this guy

11 years ago

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chairmankao

See? Proof that nameless, faceless peons LIKE to be ruled.