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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Woodchucks no longer chuck wood, they play Steam games.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Interesti......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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The paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskevich and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day.

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Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

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There's other ways that a woodchuck can take out a great amount of wood other than chucking it!!

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In this case a whole country’s forest could be chucked in a split second!

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700 pounds (320 kg) on a good day, If chucking means moving and tossing into his den...

If chucking means opposite of upchucking... thus injesting then it would be 361.9237001 cm3 (22.08593926 cu in)[9] of wood per day

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If he held a saw in his little paw, a ton of wood he could.

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