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I somehow joined the AARP today. I am in my mid-20's. Yay?

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AKQJ10Please

A few weeks ago, I received a letter from the AARP--the American Association of Retired Persons--informing me of all the great opportunities afforded to its senior citizen members. I am in my mid-20's and not at all the target demographic for this organization, but this time, I figured I'd play along and return the sign-up letter. "They'll see how old I am and someone will hammer me down," my internal monologue assured, almost certainly in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Today, I received my card in the mail.

So, I guess that's it, then. I'm a senior citizen. The golden years. Kids grow up so quickly these days.

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Domazo

Congrats, old-timer! You should definitely get that insurance without a medical exam!

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EsE

You know, like 1 year of a dog its +- 7 human years, with cows its kinda like that!

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Sq1rr3l

Yeah usually cows get like 15 years old. 20+ years is quite rare. The world oldest cow was 48 years old

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AKQJ10Please

Everyone I knew or loved has already been eaten.

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Keohookalani

I am afraid of the old man in the purple mask... giving strength...

Is that an ad for discounted viagra or stuff?

Either way, it's scary... He's like an old Robin that has lived without Batman for so long he doesn't even know what to do with himself so he started selling things... ;/

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AKQJ10Please

I wish; it's some kind of health care plan.

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DAJ01

Did they give you the super hero costume too? Will you step up and become Elder Man, the hero we all deserve?

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dantenemo

Wth lol. so what does this mean?

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perrolijo

Wow congrats for having your life assured (don't forget the life insurance)

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Kaesestange

at first i read AARP--the American Association of Retarded Persons... maybe the people who work for AARP--the American Association of Retired Persons are member of the AARP--the American Association of Retarded Persons?

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Yirg

Well, if you had to pay a fee to be a member then I can see why they'd want to make this "honest mistake" often. I wonder how many people play along...

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AKQJ10Please

Yeah, it was $16, but I got a friend to throw in, so $8. I don't have insurance in the US--been living in different countries the past decade so exempt--so that alone should pay for it... I guess? Wonder if any bars give discounts on drinks for members.

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Sundance85

Now you better start yelling at those damn kids to get of your lawn.

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AKQJ10Please

Start?

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CopperUndies

Congratulations for your early retirement!

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Idiosyncratic

I have about 6 years before I fully qualify, but dreading the thought of using a senior discount anywhere. It sounds great in theory, but it's a form of surrender to time. I'll stick to military and student discounts as long as I can instead :P

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