Anyone who smokes a cigarette will now have a piece of straw instead. You will now be fighting zombies with key blades and Gordon Freeman will be fighting the Combine with a pop gun.
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Well, time to go kill myself! Wait, maybe we'll see Half-Life 3! And then, they'll make movies about it, and spinoffs!!! Then, they'll shut down Valve and license out those games to EA!!! YES!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!
Now, I'm going to shoot myself...
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you know guys this is a... wrrrr slash "Ohh Boy! hahahaha!"
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I didn't believe it until I saw the video of Gaben shaking hands with Donald Duck. This is crazy.
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Holy shit not again. Disney will fuck up everything like they did with LucasArts. Sons of bitches.
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Hey, if they make me a 3D open-world Ducktales...
Naw, it still wouldn't be worth it
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Um.. The beauty and the beastly zombies 3. I REALLY HOPE THAT HAPPENES, being a damn princess killin' all of em' zombies them teabagging their faces. Then BOOM! A hunter pins the princess to the ground and rips her face off. Then her close friend who had been fighting zombies got mutated and had suddenly turned into an evil witch. The princess had watched as the ugly witch had started charging at her with mighty sharp and long claws. Until right then, a fat heavy who ate way to many sandwiches, had randomly fallen from heaven and crushed the witch. The blood spew everywhere, all over her dress. The heavy just had sat there on a picnic rug with a basket filled with delicious sandwiches. The princess loved sandwiches, she sat down with the heavy and ate delicious sandwiches. They ate for a while and a huge force field had surrounded them. The princess had all the beauty restored. Until the heavy got tired of the sandwiches and ate her.
The end.
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
According to PC Gamer:
"[on buying Valve] We hope to make better games, that will appeal more to our audience, and make Steam more kid-friendly, by removing social features, and limiting the ESRB for only Ec-T ratings. Also, with the purchase of Valve, we will have a better team to develop our games, such as the upcoming "Shake it Up: Interactive Dance Studio", and "Phineas and Ferb: Summertime fun". We also asked Disney whether or not they will continue creating original Valve games "Well, even though Half-Life 3 is planned for a 2017 release, we decided to scrap the game, and start it from scratch with a less violent atmosphere, and a planned ESRB rating of E10+. One of the big changes we are gonna do to upcoming Valve games is more product placement, and classic Disney characters you can interact with in game". When asked about Gabe Newell's standing in the decision, Disney CEO,Bob Iger, responded "Gabe Newell agreed to sell Valve to us if we agree to continue Valve's series Left 4 Dead and Half Life. He wants to stay in Valve, but we are negotiating with him so he could leave, and we could put our own Jerry Smith in charge of Valve."
According to them it will be finalized in August 1st and Disney will be fully in charge by September 2013!
PCGAMER- "Disney Buys Valve"
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