What type of train do you like?
Yeah, it worked! Thanks for the giveaways, you rock! :) I hope more people join them so you can get the credit for them.
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I stole this joke from a site (which is appropriate):
"It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."
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(Same here)
It's a doctor who tells to a crazy guy :
- So who are you today ?
- God told me that i'm the pope.
At that time another crazy guy passes, who exclaims : - It's not true, I never told him anything.
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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
> Just 1 you racist bastard. They're people like the rest of us.
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A bad death note Joke,
"I would never dream of living in a world without Light"
"Yes, that would be dark"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPLROqYK9QE
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What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing. They just waved.
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
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What should you do when your spouse keeps coming home late?
Catch up with your TV shows since you don't have to share the remote
Hmm, kind of a terrible joke.
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What is the difference between a baby and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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Toad rhymes with towed. Couldn't think of a joke, so I searched for one and it was ok. :p
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I got the joke and I actually like puns but...sometimes just facepams
Anyway, I'll be doing another flash train after these ones get claimed. Couldn't fit them into one train.
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Ah ok, I explained because of the interrogation mark at the end.
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Two guys meet at the bar and drink. Then they go visit guy A, suddenly his wife and mother in-law appear and ask if they need more beer, do they want snacks and if they wish for anything.
Guy B is surprised and asks "Wow, how did You do it? My wife is always mad when i come home drunk"
Guy A - "It's a long story bro but i tell ya. First time i came home drunk they were yelling at me and we had a fight, so i gone and gave our dog a haircut. Second time i came home drunk we had fight again and they were mad at me, so i gave dog another haircut. Third time it happened i gone crazy and threw the dog out the window"
Guy B - "I still do not understand..."
Guy A - "Wife and mother in-law already received two haircuts from me"
Yes this is stupid joke xd
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I was actually waiting for that.
Though I thought someone would say "A short joke".
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Q: Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand store.
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Hi, I'm new here.
Wanted to try this train thing out. I usually just buy tons of bundles and don't play any of the games so I thought I'd give away some of those games that I don't play. Hope someone actually plays them, though I don't really mind if you don't.
SO.... did it work?
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