Embarrassing stories?

In fifth grade, my teacher told us a riddle about a doctor, and blah blah blah.
The class had no ideas.
I decided to raise my hand.
So I did, and the teacher asked me what I was to say.
" BDSM? "
The teacher says " Uhm, no. That isn't appropriate "
I don't know why I said that, plus, the class didn't understand, it was just me. It probably isn't exactly embarrassing, but it's extremely awkward to look back on.

i step on poo when i get out car then i notice it when i was in my room and i got grounded for 1 week

My entire life is too big to tell.

One time I was at a club with friends, and I was pretty drunk and I think I was either ranting loudly about something or about to tell some creep to fuck off, but the security guard came up to me and I thought I was going to get kicked out, but then he told me I had TP stuck to my shoe and all my friends laughed at me. Oops.

I once didn't log into Steam... for a whole 24 hours.

only kidding

Um, pocket pussy?

A few months ago me and my girlfriend were gonna eat watermelon from plates and I sat naked on my chair. Forgot I had just put the plate there.

There was a giveaway I forgot to comment.

in middle school, I was making out with someone after school and apparently not everyone left. (thank god there were no pictures taken)

why is it embarrassing? I'm Asian and making out in 7th grade was and still is considered kinky and premature here in my country.

oh, I also randomly screamed after a little nap in history class during my first college year.

damn that sucks. thankfully i dont own one of those lol

once i jizzed in my pents

I accidently bit my cyanide capsule in public and died.

does getting wasted before your sister's wedding & passing out in the middle of the aisle naked count.

if not i've got other stuff.. :/

Well when i was in year 4 which was awhile ago i put white paint on my teeth

When I was in year 8 or 7, I had to play a role of a girl in drama class, and i was the one that had the worst and most embarrassing role in these drama classes. The role is that i had to pretend that a train was going to run over me and a hero would come and rescue me, and its obvious that in these part of the role, the hero is in love with the girl, Which was me and that was the most embarrassing moment in my life...

My friend - a girl I cared a lot about - had a birthday party and let me invite my own friends. It was her 18th birtday, which is usually a very special day im my culture. She and her other friends were all the kind of always sober, always polite people and my friends were, well, partying. I got really drunk even before the party begun, and about halfway through someone passed me a joint. It was not an ordinary joint, it was some chemical mix with not a single percent of mj in it - and combined with alcohol it sent me flying all around the place, visiting other dimensions and vomiting on every clean sufrace I could reach with a stream. Meanwhile, the people I invited were ruining the sober party, making stupid jokes and making those nice, polite people feel unconfortable.

The security guy kicked me out and I was standing outside of the club, trying to get sober enough to make my way back home, when a group of strangers (muscled hools running on amphetamine or something) started a talk with me. I told them my story and they all agreed they must take revenge for me. So they walked into the club (and it was a closed party), had a fight with security guards and did all sorts of degenerated stuff out there.

The result - that girl never looked at me again and her friends were spreading stories around my school about how terrible and messed up I am. So, everyone intelligent and interesting kept away from me and it took me a long time to convince them that I am not that sick in the head.

To be honest, I prefer small parties with little to none alcohol and no drugs, but this one got out of control very quickly :/

No, thank you.

Once I was on my bed, half naked ,getting a massage when my dad entered the room.We both jumped under the blankets in half a second,still it was really awkward..

i sometimes cry before i go to sleep when i think about all the things i fucked up in my life...

I'm sorry but it's too Embarrassing to say

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I was walking down a highstreet and a friend walked off (I was probably 15 at this point (24 now)) I went to call him, As I started shouting his name my voice broke and went high pitched, and everyone stopped and turned around to look at me. I ran down an ally.

Was thinking about making a new thread but searched for embarrassing stories and found this one...

When I was little, I never wet the bed. But in 9th grade I was dreaming that my mom and I were arguing and she made me go scrub this toilet that was the size of our 2-story home. After I cleaned it I sat down to pee and then I woke up mid-piss. x( I was kind of embarrassed but so surprised because it had never happened before, and I called my dad while he was at work to tell him. I said "Dad! I had a wet dream. It was so weird!" and he says "Ummmmmm..... ooooookkkkkaaay" and then we said bye. Later on that night my mom told him what happened and he was sitting next to me and quietly said "By the way, a wet dream is a sex dream."

There are way too many, I'm an "awkward in public" person.

I sometimes cry in shyness when I remember some of them.

I'll just write the last one; last week me and 2 of my friends were in my house.They wanted to watch a movie, I picked one;Ali G in Da House.Worst choice of my life.One of my friends was a girl, a REALLY religious and naive one.The second she saw the "dick gets out of the short when they shot and open a hole in the short" scene she started screaming.I was like "OH GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE ?!"

I still can't look at her eyes.

I once had what I believed was a crafty wank in my room. Halfway through, I hear someone move on the guest bed. After a few moments, I recognize that my grandma was sleeping there.