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but people won't take my threats seriously if they're video game quotes!

garblwaah gawarblblaah waahgarawaaa - necromorph, Dead Space

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrewlalululaladrululava

Jason! Jaaaaaaaaason!

Your face your ass whats the difference?

Have you seen my bear Tibbers?

"Press the [Start button] once to view the World Map." - Cloud Strife.

Hey! Listen!

Im gonna rip off your testicles, and stitch them next to mine so I have 2 ball sacks

I think that Portal 2 has some smart quotes, but I can't really remember any of them.

"Congraturation!!!"

"Hey HEY hey HEY hey HEYheyHeyheyHEYheyHEYheHEheHEheHE I got you cov-I hear they're hiring at tasty burger, maybe that's your kind of th-HEYheyHEYhey nn-NN nn-NN nn-NN" - Most of the death themes people make in APB:R

Poor Wilson Leboyce, once a respected face on the streets of San Paro, now just a sample set used to add more frustration to a frustrating game~

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''Pull that shit againm, rook and you're gonna get some unexpected chainsaw training'' -Marcus Fenix (GoW 2)

"Listen!"

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word! -Heimskr

"Jesus, Conrad tie your fucking laces!" - CoH

War, war never changes.

all your base are belong to us! :D

Wow, noone has posted this yet.
“Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!”

Smiles, everyone, smiles! (squeaky, squirrel'ish voice) This is like some great fantasy!

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