Because you haven't entered these giveaways yet!

Get in there ya knucklehead! I need my meaningless contributor points back...

On offer for the next week and a half we have,

• This game that I can't remember anything about..
• This game I can only assume involves thinking, sounds thrilling at least
• This game about a single day, but not like a holiday day
• This game, which I can't be sure what it actually is, and
• This game, whose only quality is that its the last one

And who knows, maybe after going through all those you'll find the exit? Get it? Cause, you know, of all the entering you did to get there? Get it? Haha? Ha..?