...in 3 hours and I'm su fukcing nervous :(
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Any advice?

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Confidence.

10 years ago
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Yeah, buy the multipack, you go through a box of dates in no time

10 years ago
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She's probably nervous too ;) Just act natural.

10 years ago
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Just tell her that her GPU is hot, but it seems like it can resist all that heat! She will fall for you, and you will have her for 5 years! Then you'll either upgrade her, or dump her for a new, better, one.

10 years ago
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The generic advice, just be yourself... also if you go to a public place don't change the music saying that it's your mood music.

10 years ago
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buy some jewelry and she will be yours in no time:D

10 years ago
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who's buying jewelry on first date? :D

10 years ago
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he said nothing about giving it to her, just go to a shop, buy it and put it in your pocket.

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then why even buy it? :D

10 years ago
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A lucky charm perhaps? :-?

10 years ago
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You can give it to her on the first date if you want to score quickly( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago
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or make her run like hell...

10 years ago
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to your arms fill with love and joy!

10 years ago
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Sounds like prostitution to me.

10 years ago
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To get her for you forever.

10 years ago
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just tell her how many games u gave away and your CV value on here, so she knows how big your E-peen is. she will be putty in your hands

10 years ago
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Just make sure you go to Jared.

10 years ago
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It can only be Jareeeeed

10 years ago
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Don't eat onions or garlic. Don't stare/talk at her tits the whole time

10 years ago
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you should eat pineapple, lots and lots of pineapple. Wear sunglasses and she won't know that you're staring...

10 years ago
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it's raining outside. sunglasses will make me look stupid :D

10 years ago
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you mean, stupidly cool :-D

10 years ago
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yeah I heard that pineapples make your dick taste sweet, girls love it

10 years ago
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That's peaches I think

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No it´s salmon

10 years ago
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No it's onions and garlic.

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Nemīz, pus stundu pabusiet kopa tad jau bus sarunas pašavušas vaļā. Viss parejais jau notiks pats par sevi.

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tu saproti, ka es shito tik kaa prikolu rakstu, lai buutu, kur nosleept izlozi? :D
randinjsh ta buus, bet nu nobijies neesmu nekaadaa gadiijumaa :D

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:D

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Prepare a really tough puzzle, tell her "I have a hint for you : it's too hard - wink wink. "

Then put some "mood music" on and tell her she has 6 hours remaining and she's gonna have to comment or regret. She might be confused at the beginning but bitches love confusion.

Guaranteed sex - trust me, I know how to handle these sort of stuff, I managed to have sex in The Witcher once.

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the best comment I read today :))

10 years ago
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"Screw you, pervert!" doesn't count as sex, but I like it. Idea seconded. :)

10 years ago
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+1 but only works if you are carrying a big picture of a car and occasionally showing it to her, to impress her, ofc.

10 years ago
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Don't want to be rude, but I'm serious...
Masturbate before your date. And you'll be much cooler on it.

10 years ago
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this

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Indeed. A very good advice.

10 years ago
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And if you want to be even cooler do it during the date.

10 years ago
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It's 99 level of tough guy

10 years ago
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and if you want to be ice cold ask for her help she will gladly use both hands if needed.

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+1

10 years ago
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awesome advice...
plus tell her about steam community and this site too

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lol

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"That's like going out there with a loaded gun!"

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But check your ears before leaving. She might be into hair gel, and that would be distracting.

Mood video.

(probably NSFW, unless you have a really fun job).

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Galvenais, nodarbini vislaik viņu kka un runā ar viņu, ja ta nedarīsi, tad viņa tev pec paris menešiem tev to pārmetīs, jo kā nekā, tu esi džeks un jā, mums kā džekiem pienākās visu darīt pirmajiem :D

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The worst that can happen is that you get drunk. That's not a bad thing :)
If your date fails just call some buddys and have a good day with them.

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i'm not using alcohol, so i can't get drunk

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how is that even possible?

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Not everyone drinks alcohol. good choice not to ozo2003 ;)

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Well, girls want to be with a man that will listen to them (And I mean care about what he's listening). So just try to get as much talk about her, don't concentrate on yourself. Don't try to look all cool and rich, if this is what she wants then she will not be a good girlfriend to you. If she likes you, she'll like you for what you are, not for what you're pretending to be. And mostly - smile and look in to her eyes as much as you can. If you like her, your eyes will show that. She'll notice your look, your smile, and she will definitely fall for you ^^ Good luck bro!

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"Well, girls want to be with a man that will listen to them (And I mean care about what he's listening). So just try to get as much talk about her, don't concentrate on yourself. "
Welcome to...

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That will happen only if you listen her problems and try to solve her them, or if she talks about exes, and you don't give clear attentions what you want of her. Also, I'm sure that no one talks about what is bothering you on first date, at least not in my experience.

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Well I did talk about her, not her problems. And I'm in a happy relationship for 3 years now :)

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If its first date, don't make it too long, around 2 hours should be enough. Its already stressful for both of you, and usually first date is "data-exchange" so that will drain you too. If she is extrovert and you introvert then good luck with small (meaningless) talk, I know the pain. Don't forget to ask questions, for some reason girls care more what you ask then what you have to say, don't know way :P .
Don't forget to give compliment now and then, but not too often, and try to be honest, you don't have to be wordsmith.
Try to determent what kind of jokes she likes and if those are one that you enjoy to and can offer.

If everything goes as it should make arraignments for next date during current date! This also prevents stress of who will call 1st BS and other moronic stereotypes.

Good luck, and try to have fun.

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It's normal to be nervous, in fact she is probably nervous too. I know it sounds cliche, but really, just be yourself, and be sure of yourself. Don't try to look/act cool, and especially don't try to pretend to be something you're not. Treat her with respect, don't make rude comments or make fun of her.

If you feel like talking that's cool, but don't talk too much. Try not to speak too quickly (happens when you're nervous) so you can think more clearly what you're saying. If you're not very talkative that's cool too, but you can't just smile and nod all the time. Eventually she'll ask something about you, and you'll have to answer with more than just monosyllables. Say whatever comes to mind, don't be afraid to make yourself look like a fool. And seriously pay attention to what she says.

Whenever there's silence you might get nervous again, but don't let that discourage you. You can even take advantage of the silent moments to look into her eyes (never look away!) and give her a warm smile.

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Be yourself and everything is going to be alright :3

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me jelly

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Time to panic, lock yourself in your desk and start on that steam backlog? :p
Kidding. Err try not to be nervous is the best advice I can give and it's not a good one. >>

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Advice? mmm ... use condom always

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Let her talk about herself and keep the discussion focused on what she likes and shit like that...girls like the attention, so don't fall asleep while she tells you how many pairs of shoes she has.
One drink can't do no harm...even if you've never drank alcohol before, take a tequila shot before meeting her, but don't go for the second, even if you don't see any difference.
Tell her jokes, try to act cool, don't be too interested but not too distant and well...you should have a good time.

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Or you could just, you know....act all Johnny Bravo on her.
That's a guaranteed win.

10 years ago
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"Do the monkey with me!" Date win.

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Give her your house key, but be sure that there aren't ninjas close

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Run

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Date with a PC seems retarded, just my opinion :)

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Be cool.

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