I remain alone and friendless

Steam hates my attempt to find more friends (and my love for proper grammar, it seems). It wants me to remain alone.

Edit: Err, guys? This wasn't a begging for friends thread. It was a "lol, Steam only wants me to have 17 friends" thread. I tend to accept random invites, find out who they are (usually no-one I've ever met) and why they added me (usually begging) and usually delete them. I am not good with people.