Bread Simulator (WTF)

I think EA are working on it.

Rated Ao.

it was also humping a loaf of bread, so it's a chubby chaser too

There better also be trans/mixed/bi/intramuscular/nongendered sexes to choose from as well, or else these game designers are confirmed cis-scum.

TL; DR: See the Conclusion, below.

Actually, you do need that. There is no way to tell the difference between cultural practices and Islamic practices except through knowledge of the Qur'aan and Sunnah. One example is the practice of some Muslims of not pointing one's feet or legs in the direction of the Qiblah while sitting. That is a cultural practice and not an Islamic tenet, yet the uneducated among them will insist that it is part of the religion because they were told that their entire life and never learned any better.

It comes to this: if you do not know the Qur'aanic ayah or authentic hadeeth which supports what you "know" about Islam, then you are required to find out. Otherwise, you are following what people say, not what Islam says.

Regarding your evidence, your first source is, at best, unsubstantiated. There is neither source nor chain of narration given, and it is not even in Arabic so that it may be properly understood. The authentic texts upon which our religion is founded are all in Arabic, and this is why our Scholars first present the original Arabic texts when explaining their meaning to those of us who do not speak the language.

Your second source is also unsubstantiated. It is possible that Mehmet Paksu knows of something within the Qur'aan or ahaadeethus saheehah which is a daleel for your claim, but he does not share it in his response. Both of the books he sites contain ahaadeeth whose chains of narration are questionable. I can say nothing about the reliability of Mehmet Paksu due to insufficient information about him.

Your third source has nothing to do with your claim that bread "is sacred in Islam." Even if we accept the Sufi's sayings as evidence (and they are unreliable narrators), they mention only the importance of respecting what Allah (AWJ) has given, a tenet which applies to all of the bounties given to mankind. This is a well-known tenet of Islam and is supported by both the Qur'aan and the Sunnah without any mention of holiness. In other words, be grateful for all that Allah (AWJ) gives you. Sacredness is not mentioned.

Lastly, you appeal to reason to argue your point, yet your reasoning is based upon two false assumptions and spurious logic. You argue as follows:

• Whereas these sayings are written by people,
• And whereas the Qur'aan is written by people, (subhanallaah)
• And whereas the Qur'aan is in the same category as that which is written by people, (subhanallah)
• And given that we cannot reject the Qur'aan,

  Therefore, we must accept what is written by people.

First, the Qur'aan is not "written by people." The Qur'aan is the living word of God, recorded by mankind for our perusal. This is a fundamental teaching of Islam and part of our belief system. This assumption is false.

Second, the Qur'aan and "the sayings of men" are not "in the same category." Even the Sunnah, which was written by men, is not in the same category as "the sayings of men." This assumption is also false.

Third, validation of part does not qualify validation of the whole. That is false logic. That is like saying it is true that some animals are accepted as cats, therefore all animals must be accepted as cats. The practical rebuttal to this is the liar who, despite uttering a truth, remains a liar. Authenticity of an utterance is dependent upon verfication, not the identity of the source.

CONCLUSION: I know of nothing which qualifies bread as "sacred" in Islam, and there are authentic ahaadeeth which would indicate the opposite. I strongly suggest you spend more time and effort studying your religion. May Allah increase us all in guidance. Aameen.