A random girl just bought me the Humble Bundle O-O

nah, those sorts of girls are the ones who actually have cooties.(cooties were a WWII era name for pubic lice, but then diverged into applying to either vd in general or parasitic insects in general before both paths died out and the word found new use somehow becoming cutesy and something male children think they can catch from female children)

Same here! But foolishly, I gave her my adress... Now I'm totally screwed! She sits in my room all day long trying to have sex with me and I'm like 'get off me you silly girl, I wanna play my games!' Damn :(

Common might be pushing it. That's a bit like saying Liberace is a common guy's name.