Hello, we are making a private giveaway group.
Only one slot is free.

To join, you have to:

  • Make a giveaway 3.7 seconds after joining
  • Make a group giveaway every 11 seconds
  • Giveaways of anything below $100 don't count
  • Make two giveaways if you win
  • Have over $9001 of contributor
  • Be always active in the chat at all times

Of course these were just five of our 1429 requirements.

That's all.

1 decade ago*

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Do you have to be a girl and an attention whore too?

With my recent sex change, I can fulfill both of those.

1 decade ago
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Do you have to be a dick with no humor?

1 decade ago
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Also, this

1 decade ago
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Wat. How is that not humor?

1 decade ago
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humor: A fluid or semi-fluid of the body.

1 decade ago
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This pleases me.

Please, meto, regale a tale of tits and their tips, their little naughty bits, how they stand and sit. Tell us of their firm base, the look on your face, as you twiddle them in a lustful fit. Make us envision, the slotted provision, that titles you "lady", unlike your true, dangly, manly piece of kit.

1 decade ago
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what's twiddle mean?

1 decade ago
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Twist,

1 decade ago
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/twiddle

twid·dledtwid·dling
Definition of TWIDDLE
intransitive verb
1
: to play negligently with something : fiddle
2
: to turn or jounce lightly <twiddles round and round in the water — J. B. S. Haldane>

transitive verb
: to rotate lightly or idly <twiddled his pen>
— twiddle one's thumbs
: to spend time idly : do nothing

Examples of TWIDDLE
Just twiddle the dial on the radio a bit for better reception.
Twiddle the knob on the telescope until things are in focus.
She twiddled her pen while she talked on the phone.
She twiddled with her pen while she talked on the phone.

Origin of TWIDDLE
origin unknown
First Known Use: circa 1540

1 decade ago
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Ah thanks

1 decade ago
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You have to be a guy, a girl and a pineapple at once. Attention whoring is optional.

1 decade ago
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Pulls down pants

Be careful, it's sweet but prickly.

1 decade ago
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+100

1 decade ago
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<3

1 decade ago
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Yeah me too i can't seerousalleee stand this private gayvaways

1 decade ago
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Challenge Accepted

1 decade ago
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that's the spirit!

1 decade ago
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xD

1 decade ago
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If you are talking about that other topic, the guy does giveaways every month and he abides by the group rules.

1 decade ago
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Nah, not really, rather private giveaway groups in general. Especially those ones advertised in the forums.

1 decade ago
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Damn, I don't meet any of those requirements.

Such a sad life. :(

1 decade ago
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A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of GIVEAWAYS.

1 decade ago
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It's ok for MoneyHypeMike.

1 decade ago
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dah this will work

1 decade ago
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you see my profile? im a bloody leecher for sure and yeah im the admin!

1 decade ago
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what?

1 decade ago
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Superaids, no point in replying if you aren't targeted :P. You're the soul of your group.

1 decade ago
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"Make a group giveaway every 11 seconds"

Welp, time to make my wallet cry. :p

1 decade ago
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mehehehehehe

1 decade ago
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Have over $9001 of contributor

SOON

1 decade ago
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only $2,459.96 more!

1 decade ago
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Sounds tad bit masochistic ... I'm in.

1 decade ago
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$101.98

1 decade ago
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9000$ in copies of The Basement Collection is on it's way!

1 decade ago
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metoxys, com'on, let him in, he has an ass in his profile picture.

1 decade ago
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CAN I JOIN??? (10 GIVEAWAYS, 0 WERE RECEIVED, 5000GIVEAWAYS ENTERED, 1 COMMENT)

1 decade ago
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YUS

1 decade ago
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invite please, i may not fulfill the requirement but i will when i join

1 decade ago
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I'm sorry but your comment actually seems very serious

1 decade ago
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Guess I'll take my gifts else where. :(
[Also guess poe's law is in effect here if you think that]

1 decade ago
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hoo, that's right

1 decade ago
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If you invite me in 2,7 seconds I will accomplish 3 first requirements, don't think you really care for the others, you seem legit leechers, so won't ban me for not be in the chat meanwhile creating those infinite giveaways.

Please please, I will beg until be inside.

1 decade ago
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Charming.

1 decade ago
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gibe inv1teeeee3333

1 decade ago
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There's no link to your group, how can I check if it's legit? :(

1 decade ago
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I do know the feeling though.

So many people think they can "be famous" if they create their own giveaway group. What they don't realise is that not only does it take a shit load of contributions for the group (from you the creator), but it also requires a serious amount of good reputation on this site.

1 decade ago
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Hold on, let me rephrase that.

*So many people think they can "win a lot of giveaways" if they create their own giveaway group. What they realize is that some people figure out the fact that they leech a shit load of contributions from the group [...]"

1 decade ago
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CAN I JOIN ? C: but damn giveaway req's. :(

1 decade ago
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I totally agree.

1 decade ago
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Well done metoxys! When I see yet another private group set up by leecher I'll post your thread link there :P

1 decade ago
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:)

1 decade ago
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Achievement Unlock: Seb left your group

1 decade ago
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Can I has grp?

Edit: Sarcasm.

1 decade ago
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Completely forgot about the "Make 2 giveaways when you win" rule, I fixed it

1 decade ago
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Closed 1 decade ago by metoxys.