Group: KickstartGifts, for <$350 accounts [up now: Valve Complete Pack]

Given the lack of success of my last drive, I may have recruited everyone who's eligible on SteamGifts. But you never know, there may be some people left who have escaped my clutches. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But I will look for you. I will find you. And I will bring you gifts!

Disclaimer: Mr. Neeson is actually not affiliated with this group in any way, and will not be bringing you gifts. Sorry.

If you are looking for a fun, positive environment to hang out, game with friends and exchange presents -- well look for another group, because this one is just for winning games if you haven't got many. If your account is worth less than $350 (which you can check using SteamDB) you can join this group to get it up there. Rules for entering and instructions are in this discussion post. Do not ask in this thread how you can join, because then you obviously haven't read that post. Free bumps are graciously accepted, though.

Don't be surprised if your account exceeds this value -- it's really easy to get there with bundled games. To anyone who wants to post "my account is worth $bigbucks can I join": the record holder for rejected applicants is someone with a (current) account value of $16,185.39. No kidding, try beating that. There are plenty of groups for the more fortunate, scout around the forum if you want an invitation for one of those. Or hang around in the S.Gifts chat -- good things come to those who chat.

The current group giveaway is the Valve Complete Pack. No, really. I mean, if you win this, you probably have to leave the group right after, but just think of how good it'll feel.

If you've bothered to read all the way through here and have come to the realization that you will never, ever be joining this group, I suppose you deserve a little consolation prize. Thanks for your time!