A remarkably detailed pharmaceutical compound system hiding behind controversial content and an incredible soundtrack.

The Sturgeon General recommends you focus on eating your profits in drugs to make the screen go all wiggly, and refrain from making spreadsheets to track minute changes to recipes. "Math: Not Even Once."

Caution: Contains no guns or bimbos. No PVP, excretion-flinging, or speed-building for that matter.
If you may require years of therapy when playing a game called Drug Dealer Simulator turns out to be about selling drugs, please do not enter this GA. Do not take this opportunity away from others who may yet enjoy it.