there might be a little bonus game for the person telling the best joke :D
(the bonus game is tank universal)
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Thanks for the chance! Though I hate people who enter a giveaway without reading description, well, I don't know what to say. I'm not a native English speaker. ;-;
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Are you clairvoyant?
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'
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This one ^ is great. :-)
I only have a couple of programming-related ones, such as "the last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony Number 9". In any case, thanks!
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Very nice :D
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Thanks!
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Thank you, djandDK. Um, I have no jokes in mind at the moment. Sorry.
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A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then
gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter
how much he ravages you.
This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you. "
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to
find it. "
"Be strong, honey. I love you, too!"
Thank you
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Thank you very much for the chance to win this great game :D
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Thanks for the contributor giveaway!
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thanks for the chance
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Thanks for the chance!
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Thank you!
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Thanks
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FBI zrobiło casting na nowego super agenta. Do finałowego konkursu dostało się trzech mężczyzn:
Polak, Rusek i Niemiec. Ich ostatnim zadaniem było wejście do pokoju i bez zawahania zastrzelenie osoby która siedzi na krześle.
Pierwszy wchodzi Niemiec, patrzy a tam siedzi jego teściowa, myśli sobie:
Drugi wchodzi Rusek, patrz a tam jego teściowa, myśli:
Na końcu wchodzi Polak, słychać tylko krzyki, trzask i bicie. Wybiega zdyszany i mówi:
-ku^&a jakiś debil nabił broń ślepakami, musiałem ją krzesłem zaje^&ć..
Sorry it is in polish but very good joke ;d Googletranslate ;d
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thankies :D
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Why is Ganadorf afraid of the internet?
Too many Links!
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knock knock
Whos there?
I eat mop
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,(you just said I eat my poo hehehehehhehhehehehe)
Thanks!
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thx
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universal tanks for your x5 giveaway:))
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I told ":D" to "Best Joke", he replied "fuck you".
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thankyou!
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Thank you!
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Thanks!
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Thanks for this.
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CHEERS!
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Thank you!
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