My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.

It’s for Hispanic attacks.

“Viagra has instructions: ‘Keep away from children’ – what kind of man do you think I am?” - Jim Carr

Thank you for the GA :)

An angel appears in a pull of smoke to a man and says to him “Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth.” Reflecting, the man says, “I’ll take the wisdom.”
“Wisdom is yours”, says the angel, disappearing in another puff. The smoke is barely clear before the man think,
“I should have taken the money.”

"How I like a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics" That's how Physics students memorize Pi :-)

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

this game is my childhood

the joke is my childhood is a joke.

Q: What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
A: It got pissed off!

Thanks for the giveaway!

I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something.

Gracias ^_^