This key has the word "DIED" in it and I think that's funny.

What, you expected me to describe the game? If you don't know what this is, you should probably go look it up. I expect most people know what this is. I think it's pretty dumb, but it's also really popular, so clearly I am an idiot. Feel free to insult my awful taste in the comments - I only blacklist for rulebreakers and I'm literally asking for this, so go nuts.