First ever give-away wooo!
Instead of saying thanks, name a request for a genie to grant that's bound to go wrong :)
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I'm asking the genie for world peace! :)
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🐺 May the werewolves protect you. 🐺
Fame and lots of money are the obvious one resulting in stalkers / paparazzi and being literally drowned in money.
The above's world peace is pretty neat. But even small things like kindness can go horribly wrong. Imagine enforced "fake smile" kindness instead of the genuine one. Or the cure for an illness like cancer ... which could always be death or turn the patients into mindless zombies or have side effects worse than the illness itself.
But that is already assuming that you have a malevolent genie which is trying to sabotage/corrupt your wish.
Having a benevolent genie and an innocent wish which still is bound to cause disaster is a bit trickier.
Maybe something childish like "I'd like to be old enough to ...", "I'd like to marry Mommy." or "I'd like to never grow up / stay young forever."
And then of course there are a lot of hastily uttered wishes with unforeseen consequences, e.g. when one is annoyed and doesn't really mean it. "I wish this idiot would drive faster.", "Go kill yourself.", "Jump into the lake.", "Can someone please shoot me in the head ?" ...
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You should watch the X-Files episode called "Je Souhaite". Mulder and Scully are on a case where two bozos have found a genie and every wish they make goes horribly wrong. :P
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oh that sounds neat! i'll look into that
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Thank! you!!
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Thanks!
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thx
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Me: "I wish to live forever."
Genie: Promptly transports you billions of years into the past to the start of the Big Bang.
Me: "Damn! I should have specified that I want to live forever from right now/then."
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Ty
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I wish to know everything I need to know before wishing. Immediately see how I'm going to fuck it all up.
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"I want to be able to drink alcohol without feeling ill during or later."
=> All warnings gone. Spiral down to madness and death has been initiated...
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..genie, make Trump emperor of earth!
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"I want to be rich and famous" = The economy is destroyed and you're famous for doing it xD
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Gracias ^_^
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ty!
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