Thanks a lot :) Great classics :D LOVE THEM!

Maybe the best pirate joke ever:
Pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
If you didn't like that one, let captain Sparrow tell you the next one.

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well, technically, she is a pirate :3

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What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!

Hope that helps.

Cheers for this, Girlbeard! :D

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Legendary pirate, reporting in.

You fight like a cow

Hah, you gift like a n00b!

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/179/a/0/grammar_pirate_by_scottclarkart-d6b32e6.jpg

Thank you for making this giveaway mate, ARRRRRRR. ^_^

How do you feel 'bout space pirates and broken physics?

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Every enemy I've met I've annihilated.
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.

Man must have played these games 10 times at least. The memories... Haven't played the special editions yet.

You fight like a dairy famer =)

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Arrr matey, may we's enter if we's have one of the games already?

I loved the originals, though I never finished either of them (LeChuck's revenge was HARD!). I definitely want in on this, so here's my favorite piratical joke:

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

EDIT: Also, this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXoZsgNHquM

My only concern: is this game rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

Thank you :)

Yarr, all paws on deck!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY&list=PL1CE1F4236B1B2F91&index=6