Never been into this kind of fun,
Making people scream, shout and run.
Doing terrible things,
Propably won't give you wings.
That's how Red Bull works,
Even when you're wearing shorts.
Don't worry at all,
Someone will call.
Roman is always ready for bowling,
So now you have one to keep rolling.
There's also one named Tony,
And I think he's a Brony.
Now I have to find more booze,
Because Im losing again my muse.

Fear not my fellow dude, I'll make it all good.
I add you on Steam, and working as team,
I send you a gift and all will be swift.