A bunch of roman soldiers walk into a bar and one of them raises two fingers to the barman and says:
"Five beers, please."

Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

A: Nothing. You cannot cross a scalar (scaler) with a vector.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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After a hard day training, two fighters head for a bar down the street:
RYU: Hey can I borrow some money?
KEN: Shoryuken!

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don't remember where I saw this, but I thought it was a good dad joke

Friend: I think the can opener is broken
Me: So it's a can't opener

What did the two Oceans say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

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