One way or another (I'd rather not bore people with an interesting story), this ended up in my inventory. And I have no desire to play this game. So, here you go! If you are interested in this game, or games like it, then here's your chance. Step right up, and enter for a chance to win "EDGE"! That is, of course, if you're willing to submit your life to a contract, promising to sacrifice it to a Demon God in order for him to rule the moon of a planet light-years away from ours. If that's not the case, then you better step in this other line where you can eat lemons. Lemons that came from life's manager.