This is a gift copy. If you win this, you will also get a friend request from me so I can send you the game. I guess that's like winning two things at once. Also, it would be great if you would be awake by the time this giveaway ends so I can send you the game right away.

But it's not like anyone reads these descriptions, right? So I can write whatever I want here. Valve is actually owned by Tm Sweeney and they don't want you to know!!!11
Gabe Newell died in 20005 and the current CEO is an android!