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i had a dream i was a muffler last night, i woke up exhausted
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Q: What do you call an emo a capella group?
A: Self harmony
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Ha! That's great, haven't heard that one before! Cheers!
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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a .................................... beer. "The bartender says, "Sure thing, pal, but why the big pause?"
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ👌
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It's hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally.
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Thanks!!
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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My life
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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oh uh I'm not good at this. th-thanks!
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A chicken has two legs, especially the left one
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Sorry, i'm bad at jokes but wanna say thanks anyway... So thanks!
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I recently read this one (only works when reading the spelling): How do you tell a plumber and a chemist apart? Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Also, bonus: http://i.imgur.com/H2B29AL.png
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A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
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Did you hear about the trucker that lost his knob on the job?
His Union got him a new Peterbilt...
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An elderly couple were sitting in church together. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband "Gosh, I have some gas today, luckily they're silent."
The husband replies "Darling, you need new hearing aid batteries."
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Thank you! :)
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-Dude your cat looks like a dog...
-It´s a dog
-Damm, looks like a cat.
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Good lUck to everyone
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Thanks a lot!
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thank you
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thank man
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