If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said....Some black dude would probably rob me.

I just bought my wife a new car.
She's going to love it.
That joke might not make much sense now - but if you knew my wife you'd be having a laughter fit so bad you'd be in hospital.

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Jichael Mackson.

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a joke

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How many AOL users does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight. One screws in the lightbulb, but seven more do too, due to a software bug.

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What did Hitler say to Eichmann when he saw him in hell? "If I had known you were coming, I would've baked you a kike!"

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