One time I had to make fake money for a play.
First you measured out the bills, then drew the pages in ink so they'd have the dollar templates.
Then you cut them and then dyed the bills After letting the bills sit on bars to drip/dry, we then had to fluff them.
This makes me a money fluffer.

When you’ve lost Access to Microsoft Office, go Outlooking....

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

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A poet going backward will write inverse.

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My uncle once ejaculated on me. Whew, I'm glad I got that off my chest.

Did you hear about the lonely horse? It was looking for a stable relationship. :)

Most feared tree, The dentis tree

Most adults are really bad at math.
Even their basic operations knowledge don't add up.

instead of win go for linux

I'd like to work as a mirror cleaner some day in the future. It's really something I could see myself doing!

A man wrote ten puns and sent them in to a pun contest. When the results were released, he checked to see if any of his puns won. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A book just fell on my head. I only have myshelf to blame.

(; best pun ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWze_JdO57s

The KKK just adopted a highway. Joke's on them, it's black.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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I drew some money last night. Turns out that was illegal :/

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sorry, I'm not that punny :(

Heres a joke...

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

Ones Heavy, the others a Little Lighter!

Ahh i played this game long time ago would be great when i can play it again =)

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