Why would you ever want to name something blacklight? Does anyone have good memories of what a blacklight has done for them? You college kids know what I'm talking about. Blacklights just reveal the nastiest things - worst yet, you're not even sure what it is, except that it's nasty. Then you start to imagine how it got there...

You college kids and your parties and your sex and drugs and roll and rock and drums. Glad I'm done with that. That's right. Got my degree and got out. B.S. in Information Systems, that's right. In the real world now, looking for a real world job for real world money for a real world house to put my REAL WORLD STUFF IN. I can buy my own games now! I'm a grown ass man!

I can give things away! TAKE ALL OF MY THREE DOLLARS... okay, well... half. One and a half dollars.

Keys will be sent through email.