Saw this written on store page, in Maltese (not Maltesers) or French:

"If you like the mix of mini golf and platform games, if you love when a game is extra beautiful to make the Mona Lisa jealous, if you can not resist when the game is cheap and you 'he has a ton of levels, so do not wait. The game Hyposphere is now available on Steam, feel free to take it! "

Most likely this was done by a French reviewer.
Of course, Franch[sic] people love to come off as sophisticated folk, and avant-garde games like this one draws comparisons to the ... wait for it (drumroll): MONA LISA.
I still like the review, despite the self-vanity of ze Francais pepplez. I frotteur! You frotteur, We all frotteur in ze crawzed subway, TGV is sexy plaze!

• p.s. if you ____(your name goes here) do touch someone in the Paris/French metro -- zis your future wife and madam!

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