I experimented with using a script to make a train, but I forgot to make the giveaways invite only! Oh well. Enjoy this public Indiegala Friday Special #45 leftovers train.
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
DISCLAIMER: I am blonde myself, and have nothing against blonde people, I just use the stereotype of being dumb here.
3 blondes are walking in the desert, as they reach a very wide river with crocodiles in it.
They have to get to the other side to continue their journey.
Since they can't cross this river, they think (or at least try to do so) of a way to get across.
Suddenly, a fakir comes by on his flying carpet and say: "You 3 ladies are lucky! Because I found you here, I will grant you each one wish, that I will let come true."
The first blonde says: "I wish I could swim really well." Her wish is granted, and she starts swimming. Naturally, the crocodiles chase her, and sfhe is eaten before she is even halfway across.
The second blonde thinks a bit longer and wishes: "I want a boat to row across." A boat appears nefore her, and she starts rowing across. But the crocodiles are strong and smart, so they bite straight through her boat, and eat her as well.
Now the third blonde thinks really, really hard. She thinks and she thinks, until her she finally says: "You knoe what, I always wanted another hair colour." As soon as she speaks the words, the fakir snaps his fingers and her hair turns brown.
The now brunette feels her hair, and looks around a bit for a mirror of sorts, as she suddenly exclaims; "Oh, look over there! A bridge!"
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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DISCLAIMER: I am blonde myself, and have nothing against blonde people, I just use the stereotype of being dumb here.
3 blondes are walking in the desert, as they reach a very wide river with crocodiles in it.
They have to get to the other side to continue their journey.
Since they can't cross this river, they think (or at least try to do so) of a way to get across.
Suddenly, a fakir comes by on his flying carpet and say: "You 3 ladies are lucky! Because I found you here, I will grant you each one wish, that I will let come true."
The first blonde says: "I wish I could swim really well." Her wish is granted, and she starts swimming. Naturally, the crocodiles chase her, and sfhe is eaten before she is even halfway across.
The second blonde thinks a bit longer and wishes: "I want a boat to row across." A boat appears nefore her, and she starts rowing across. But the crocodiles are strong and smart, so they bite straight through her boat, and eat her as well.
Now the third blonde thinks really, really hard. She thinks and she thinks, until her she finally says: "You knoe what, I always wanted another hair colour." As soon as she speaks the words, the fakir snaps his fingers and her hair turns brown.
The now brunette feels her hair, and looks around a bit for a mirror of sorts, as she suddenly exclaims; "Oh, look over there! A bridge!"
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