Introducing the tough hardcore crazy badasses group

I still use a mouse that has a ball on the bottom, only the toughest of the tough can endure that type of torture.

I bought Horrid Harry, and enjoyed it.

I browse on IE6.

I can stare directly to the sun for more than 2 seconds.

I'm so Tough I got a heart tattoo that says WOW! (When it's upside down)

I once bought a game on Origin; then I bought it on steam. #firstworldbadass

I once stared directly at at the 100-hour version of Nyan Cat....for 30 seconds.

I also once won a PS Vita the day before it came out....then put it in my cat's non-clean litter box.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.....I watched all six Star Wars movies in 6 seconds.

When I read the title of this thread my first thought was NOT "I once read this thread title then took an arrow to the knee,"! It was my second. :S

I did a triple somersault backflip into the air, landed on a bike by the balls, drove up a ramp in a wheelie, landed in a sewer upside down, found a giant fish in the sewer, and fucked its brains out, LIKE A BOSS!!

All while drinking a cup of tea, and i didnt give a fuck :D

I'm so badass that I don't even bother to demonstrate my worthiness in silly skills.

I could eat cereal without milk. But I don't see why I would ever want to! So delicious with milk... I am such a tough guy, that I have killed aliens, destroyed humans infected by parasites, killed thousands of people... You know, if video games define who I am.

I'm so tough, I can open a new bottle of ketchup without rubbing it on hot water. >:D

I'M SO TOUGH THAT ONCE, I HAD SEX. YES, ONCE.

need to add, I am so tough I only have one eyebrow

I don't answer you because I'm tough.

HOW TOUGH AM I?! HOW TOUGH AM I?!

I had a bowl of milk for breakfast! Without any nails!

I'm so badass they made a bust to honor my badassery.

I was badass before it was cool..

Im harder than a box of one dollar cookies that have been left out for a day.

I'm so badass I don't win giveaways, giveaways win me!

am so tough, I can LIVE IN POLAND...MAN IAM SOO COOL!!! TRY IT IF U THINK ITS EASY...

I always have milk with my cereal. But I am lactose intolerant!

How tough am I? I an engineering student, how many of you could handle that?
Need more, just ask, I have more.

I cook instant Ramen without opening the plastic wrapper. Can't get tougher than that can ya?

I don't want to sound like a badass, but when Disney channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission...I didn't ask my parents!