Introducing the tough hardcore crazy badasses group

I'm so tough I once went swimming before waiting 30 min after eating.

I GO TO SLEEP AFTER 9:00 p.m. BUT WHEN MY MOM CLOSE THE DOOR, I'M WAKE UP AND PLAY ANGRY BIRDS 30 MORE MINUTES!!!!

I'm so tough I don't need to join your pussy group.

I've stabbed a man before.

Once I bought a condom with reclaimed metal. Then I sold for a refined.

I rode a tricycle with no hands.

im so tuff that i puch trees every morning before i go boxing vs Chuck Norris

I'm so badass that when I was underage I was fakeing my birthday so I can play 18+ games with blood and sexual content.

I want to join. I am really tough. I once played FPS game without a mouse. I also played one level of Plants Vs Zombies without a sunflower!!!

I'm so tough that I don't look both ways when I cross the street.

I live in Canada where we build our own igloos and steal internet using our minds!

I sleep with the lights on!

I piss sitting down!

Does this make me badass enough? If not then I'll complete I Wanna Be The Guy again and post a screenshot then...

P.S. look at my HP level there, that's a one-hit kill from anything on that level o.-

I am so tough that my tissue regeneration skills only need 4 hour of sleep to work. Can your liver and kidneys handle that? DON'T THINK SO.

I am listening & watching Nyan Cat all the time since it was released. No matter if I watch it on the PC or listen MP3 in my headphones, the tune is with me all the time.

I am so badass, I came here to spend my points and f°ck b°tches, and I'm all out of Points.

I ONCE STOLE A LOLLYPOP FROM A STORE! UUURGHRGR! also I drink this everyday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8

I am so tough, that if i dont get an invite for your group. I will visit you at night and it wont be pretty :D

Im Chuck Norris.

i drink vodka (sooooo hardcore)

A real badass doesn't have to explain why he is a badass.

My mom is a Creeper, dad is a zombie. Big brother is a skeleton. My little sister, well, you don't want to know that...

i joined your group without your permission that how much tough crazy hardcore badass i am..