Would you vote for me to be king of SG
We already have an official SG pet. No need for anything else.
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I don't want to be a pet. I want to be a king. The king of SG. Obviously =P
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Well, fine, vote for me and I swear I won't turn into a tyrannical dictator!
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"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest".-Denis Diderot
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Pfft let me tell you about Denis Diderot, he's Sad, and a loser! I'm telling you to believe me, we'll make SG great again!
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It actually happened quite often that kings were voted. Just not by everyone. :p
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Just had to be a smartass eh?;)
I'm fully aware there was such a thing as an elective monarchy, perhaps the best examples being the Holy Roman Empire (which ironically was not holy nor Roman nor an empire), the Republic of Venice's Great Council and the doges, and of course the "elections" of the Capetian Kings of France where they all pretty much just elected their sons as their successors.
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I prefer "sassy". ;)
Nice summary. Though the HRE actually began as an empire, at least by the standards back then. It just decentralized later, when others managed to centralize. But enough history geeking, I should visit my bed!
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at least by the standards back then.
Sure, if you want to get technical, it was the remnant of the Western Roman Empire led by Charlemagne after he did all that uniting of disparate peoples-thing. I was just referring to the famous Voltaire quote:)
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i'll vote for you if you promise to kill everyone doing region-terrorist giveaways and deport all bundled immigrants.
also, leeches should be sent to prison, lv0s sent to working camps so they produce points for us and all rule-breakers imprisoned for life.
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If all the poor did not buy a new bad rats every year, they would be able to afford joining the 1% themselves!
(How many times have politicians uttered something along those lines? There was a recent case in the US, but we also had one in Sweden a few years back who said something very similar.)
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I know! Welcome to my cabinet Fnord. I'll keep adding the best people to help me make SG great again
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Pfft this is why we're having an election, the queen hasn't done anything for you. If anything she's only made it worse, look at all the leechers here on SG. I'm saying we overthrow her and put me in charge. I swear to you I will make SG great again.
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You're one of the good ones. Of course we'll let you in
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Only if I'll be the grand vizier.
And will you make people laugh all the time?
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Yeesh, I'll tell the best jokes, believe me! Also and yesh you can be the grand vizier
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Then even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will follow you, for you are my king; your jokes and your laughs, they comfort me.
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No thanks. I'd rather put my vote in for Alfred E. Neuman.
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Not just 1% but 0.1% if you look at the non-plebs part only or 0.01% if you count everyone. So even more justified to rule over everyone.
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Well played. So Steam has an IRS equivalent that audits game libraries?
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You will need some kind of scimitar lobbing watery tart not a polling station if you want to be king
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If you are the 1% who do you think the 99% would be voting for?
A leechers vote is a vote for konrad
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lol the leechers can't vote. And if they do it's rigged. Rigged I say.
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Can you provide us with your birth certificate to make sure you don't have any Orange-Tan part in you??
Not sure I can trust you as the Mango-In-Chief of SG!
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Apparently I have just found out that I'm in the dreaded one percent, so I realized with that being in set illustrious group, it meant that I could totally run to be king of SG. I mean I have all the qualifications. I'm in the top 1% and I've run a few groups! I'm totally qualified for this position, believe me! I suppose I should tell you what my plan is and why you should vote for me to become king of SG.
My first order of business is build a wall, around all the giveaways. It'll be a magnificent wall, the most beautiful wall that you've ever seen. You will cry tears of joy at this wall and you know why? Because it'll keep all the leechers out. The leechers, who just take and take and take from all you hardworking gifters. How dare they! They don't contribute, they don't give back. That's why we'll build a wall folks. A beautiful wall, a precious wall!
Also I promise you that I'll bring giveaways back to SG. The best giveaways, non-bundled giveaways. We'll all make profitz because it'll have cardz. 1000 copies of Witcher III, 1000 copies of Resident evil 7 and a 1000 copies of Dishonored 2. It'll be magnificent, and your chances will increase because there will be no more leechers.
Now, I know what some of your are thinking. What the hell none of this can be true. The Laughingman has clearly lost it, but I assure you I have a few hundred copies in my inventory, you can't see my inventory, but I assure you there's nothing of value in it. Believe me! I totally can't let you see it because well my inventory is going under some major reconstruction as I add games to it but once it's ready it'll be amazing. Believe me!
All in all, I hope that you will crown me King of SG, it's about time we had someone who put Steam Gifts first. I promise you that person will be me. I will not spend every weekend once elected playing golf at some fancy 1% steam group club. I will be a person for the people of SG and I will put your needs before my own. Thank you for your time, and remember vote TLM ;D
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