I'm sorry that I have wronged you! I won Fortix a month ago and failed to create a Fortix giveaway, as the scrolls have commanded. Since then, I have been without the sweet taste of victory. I could not even win a private, two-person giveaway of Terraria!

Please, take these offerings and ease my suffering!

1 decade ago*

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The gods are cruel indeed... I bought my own Fortix. They have never forgiven me.

1 decade ago
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Blasphemer! That's like starting your own religion!!!

1 decade ago
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I couldn't wait. The temptation was too great... at only ONE DOLLAR.

Little did I know the misfortune it brought upon me and my house.

1 decade ago
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Did the foundation give out?

1 decade ago
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Nah, just a few creaky floorboards and a leaky faucet.

1 decade ago
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yay

1 decade ago
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I won Fortix, but also havent given it away yet. DeltaX mentioned a possibility of organising a mass giveaway in December, so I'm holding out until then to do it.

1 decade ago
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I-I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to win that Terraria giveaway! The Fortix gods must have known of your transgression and used it against you... so you see now the error of your ways. This, however, is a most noble and wondrous thing that you have done today, a miraculous double-Fortix sacrifice! At long last you will be showered with their blessings and good fortune. Gods of Fortix, be praised!

1 decade ago
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Glory be to Fortix! I had joked that 50/50 odds still weren't good enough, and the Revered Ones agreed with that assessment.

1 decade ago
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i need to create one too :/

1 decade ago
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Now you have angered the Gods even more. You never give two Fortii away. You give a Fortix 2 away instead.

Sorry man, but no wins for you.

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Closed 1 decade ago by Sisyphus.