[H] Batman Arkham Asylum [W] a poem

Write me a poem and its yours! Most creative entry wins.

EDIT: I'll leave this open for another hour then choose a winner.

EDIT X2!!: So I chose 5 that I really liked and used random.org to pick one of them but he already had the game, and so did 3 or 4 other winners but I finally got to someone who didn't own it.

Congrats ManOnFire

I'll add you on steam and hook you up!