I wish I would win Nuclear Dawn on Steamgifts.

You win Nuclear Dawn but it's a Guest Pass.

I wish would stop making threads.

Granted,but he will anally rape you

I wish I could have my penis sucked by a beautiful woman,thats met by MY standards

Granted, but she will bite it off.

I wish for Half-Life 2 Episode 3

I wish you'd stop making threads.

Guys, this ain't bad thread at all, chill out!

In fact, I wish everybody would like this thread.

Granted, but then SPAM SPAM SPAM.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you could only fly for 1 second and only once.
I wish to have all wormy's cards

I wish you to stop making these threads. Go back to GOG

I don't know about the other threads, but things such as corrupt a wish, describe the poster above you, and random 3 word story threads are all very common forum games. I'm not sure why you're getting such a hostile reaction, probably because you posted all of them at once. Sorry about this, I know you meant to do something good.

What the hell is wrong with everyone? This place can be way too hostile at times.

ban him pls.

I wish we would all report this guy.

I wish you'd get reported for spam.

Granted, but somehow now your profile can't win on SG anymore.
I wish I had a wallpaper like Ka0tiCz avatar.

Granted, but a creeper blew up your home.
I wish I won Skyrim. OH WAIT I WON IT! HAHAHA SUCK THE BEER!

in fact, granted... but now your Video card will blow-up for no-reason
i wish a real and functional lightsaber

granted but you slice off your own hand whilst talking with your father. I wish I had Skyrim.

P.S. Dafaq is with the flaming?

Granted, but your computer dies from overheating.
i wish i had something to drink

Granted, it's semen. I wish I had a special kind of cancer that enlarges my penis.