What's your title?
After I sacrified pets and children in your name, do I have to dance clockwise or counterclockwise around the altar?
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Clockwise in the northern hemisphere, counterclockwise in the southern hemisphere.
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Shit ... yes! Waiting for the inevitable battle between Zomby2DigitalDeity and Cjcomplex the Divine Lobster to determine who is the preferred prophet of the Steamgifts RNGods.
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good luck potatoes :)
This year I'll reach 1k+ games :/ shitty steam.
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Sorry, you've missed it. There is no available position for now. First come, first served.
Edit: Oh, some of you believe in polytheism, then that's fine. ).
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You forgot a couple poll options. I wonder if anyone here has:
7k - Magnate of Amassment
8k - Stockpiler Supreme
Edit: Probably not. It looks like there are only 8 people with 7k and 2 with 8k
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I did a quick search before posting and did not find those two for some reason.
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Can't even imagine how long it takes the browser to load your games list
congratulations
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IKR, I'm dreading my next downgrade from Deity to King
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Congrats Zomby !!
53 more to get and I'll be joining you :-P
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Your wish has been granted. I declare than Mondays are now part of the weekend.
Now, all you have to do is explain to your boss that you're a Zombyist and that he has to respect your religious belief by giving you Mondays off.
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Thanks to an overly generous friend who gifted me this game just so I would reach the 5k games mark, Steam has now labeled me a Digital Deity. I can probably control the Matrix or the Tron universe now, not really sure how far my power extends.
At any rate, you are now free to build temples to honor me, start wars in my name, or bully groups of people you don't like, saying it's my will. You can show your devotion by praying to me, sending sexy selfies, or sacrificing pets and children with a silver blade under the full moon. In return for your devotion, I will raise your odds of winning giveaways and refrain from changing every game in your library into copies of Bad Rats.
Now, to show how much of a benevolent deity I am, here are some giveaways:
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